United Nations of Fixers

Sam Brodsky and Gloria Christian have a big problem.populations expanded. They, too, lasted 50 years as
Their business was under attack.heads of the company. Finally, Israel Brodsky (Sam's
It seems that Muhammed Attuch, their southeasternfather) and Jean Christian-Wilkes (Gloria's mother)
representative, saw it first as he made his rounds.inherited the business, and promptly went worldwide
Sam's great grandfather, Yiskel, started the businessto quadruple their lucrative income.
125 years ago, joining with his good friend Jesus,Unfortunately, in late 1994, Israel and Jean were
Gloria's great grandfather, in repairing the new-fangledtraveling together from a visit to the emerging
machinery that became the bedrock of the "industrialcountry of China when their plane crashed and they
revolution." They called the businessdied. Immediately, Sam and Jean, who were already
"Brodsky-Christian Manufacturing Products Fixers."working in the business, assumed command and
They were part of the hordes of people who werewatched it grow even bigger.
joining the revolutionary change that took place inAnd then the trouble began. Sort of a whispering
agriculture, manufacturing and transportation that hadcampaign that Brodsky-Christian Manufacturing
a profound effect on the socioeconomic and culturalProduct Fixers was really a Jewish company
conditions of the world. It started in the last part ofsupporting Israel with lots of money. Volume dropped
the 1700s when parts of Great Britain's previouslyincredibly; their 200 or more employees, who were
manual-labor based economy turned towardsof many religious persuasions, began to worry.
machine-based manufacturing with the mechanizationSam said to Gloria one day, "We have to do
of the textile industries, the development ofsomething drastic to quell this precipitous drop in
iron-making techniques and the increased use ofbusiness." She agreed. So they decided to hire a top
refined coal. A second Industrial Revolution occurrednotch ad agency and a high-flying public relations
around 1850 when technology and economic progressgroup to work on a new promotion approach,
gained momentum with the development ofchanged their corporation to a publicly-held non-voting
steam-powered ships, railway, and then later in theone, and gave each employee 1,000 shares of voting
century with the internal combustion engine andA stock to make them "owners."
electrical power generation.After a few months, the campaign's promotional
Another part of this revolution was due to thestrategy was devised...playing up the United Nation's
presence of an entrepreneurial class which believed infeatures of the company. They said through
progress, technology and often linked to theadvertisements and public relation releases that their
Protestant hard work ethic. Contributing to thecompany was really a United Nations of workers of
revolution was the confidence in the rule of law andall different types of religious affiliations. There were
the emergence of a stable financial market andJews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus and many
interest of private financial investment in industrialother types from all over the world working in their
ventures. Other factors were the spread ofcompany...and were owners, too. Each of their
knowledge through periodical publications, increase ofemployees was an "expert" in their own right on the
large scale production of chemicals and machine tools,various industrial machinery that covered hundreds of
gas lighting, freeing up agricultural labor for industrialdifferent markets all around the world.
mills, canals to help transportation, roadTheir opening promotional salvo for their new
improvements, and the triumph of the middle class ofcampaign features this slogan..."No matter which God
industrialists and businessmen over a landed class ofyou believe in or which religion your follow, and even
nobility and gentry.atheists and agnostics are included, if it's the
Following Yiskel and Jesus in this family business aftermachinery that requires fixing no matter who repairs
the founders' 50 year reign, Jacob Brodsky and Joanit...WE'RE THE UNITED NATIONS OF
Christian doubled the partnership volume as moreMANUFACTURING PRODUCT FIXERS AND THE
machinery was manufactured and the world startedBEST THERE IS!"
to rely on these labor-saving products, andDid it work? What do you think?