What the Heck is a Trunk Slammer? A Few Truths About Hiring the Cheap & Unlicensed Cleaning Company

In years past, you would often overhearthe IRS as income, you (most certainly) will be paying
conversations in places like beauty salons, communityfor that worker's retirement also. Not today but
clubhouses, cocktail parties and fancy restaurantswhen they retire and realize that they have little or
that would start something like this...nothing in their Social Security retirement account to
"Wow, I just found the best housecleaner and...theylive on , they will go on any one of a number of
are really cheap!"public assistance programs that your hard earned tax
This conversation was usually one of the ladies (ordollars (remember them...there the one's you worked
gentlemen) boasting about the cleaning person theyfor and paid taxes on years ago...) will be paying for.
had just hired to clean their home and this home wasWhen hiring an uninsured worker, you become
usually located in a high-income neighborhoodresponsible (technically) for any medical expenses for
because, after all, years ago only the wealthy could"your employee" should "your employee" become
afford hired helpers in the home.injured while working in your home. In most states,
Well...times have changed...kind of...you "should be" paying workman's compensation
The days of only the wealthy using hired help insideinsurance for "your employee".
the home are gone! It's not that the wealthier don'tWhen hiring an uninsured worker, you will assume all
use housecleaners any longer, it's the fact thatliabilities for damage, breakage or theft of anything in
today's average homeowners (especially the twoyour home. This may not sound like much of a liability
income earner households) are seeking outside helpon your part but...remember we mentioned,
with home maintenance because of time constraints,"experienced" earlier? Inexperienced people can, and
lack of energy to clean after putting in a 40+ hourdo literally thousands of dollars worth of damage to
workweek, etc. The market for independent cleaningthe many new surfaces in today's homes. Things like
contractors has skyrocketed over the past 10-15marble, granite, hardwood flooring, fiberglass tubs....
years!and the list goes on and on and on.
Along with this "boom" in demand has come theOh, one other thing...you are breaking the law by
"boom" in independent contractors who are workinghiring these individuals. Unwittingly (or maybe
without occupational licenses, insurances and may wellknowingly) you have become "complicit" in tax
lack the experience needed to "safely" clean theevasion, operating (in most municipalities/states) an
many varied surfaces that exist in today's homes.unlicensed business and, in some states, operating a
The industry refers to them as...Trunk Slammers.business without adequate liability insurance or
When a homeowner (especially those homes whereworkman's compensation insurance. Claiming ignorance
both parents are working full time just to coverof your cleaner's business status will not help. You as
expenses) goes looking for help with homethe purchaser of services are responsible to
maintenance, "price" is always a huge part of theinvestigate the legal status of "any" outside
decision on just who will be hired and...there's nothingcontractor who performs "any" services on your
wrong with that...provided the potential consumerhome and you should never be afraid to ask for
"knows what they are paying for" and..."the possibledocumentation from those service providers.
liabilities they are exposing themselves to" when(Remember the old "Caveat-emptor" phrase...its true!)
selecting a cleaning service provider based solely on"Yeah"...you're saying..."I know all this stuff already and
price.anyway, no one ever gets caught for this kind of
What liabilities?stuff!"
When hiring a worker who is working for "under theI say..."Oh Yeah"...a little research on the subject (your
table" wages that are not going to be reported toDue-Diligence) will quickly reveal that people, often
the IRS as income, you (technically) become thatunsuspecting people, are being caught and fined
worker's employer and (technically) you becomeeveryday of the week on just these circumstances.
responsible for income, Medicare, social security andCheck with the IRS if you don't believe me.
unemployment taxes at the Federal level and,The whole matter becomes an especially "different"
depending on the state you live in, may bekettle of fish if your worker/employee is also an
responsible (technically) for some of theundocumented alien but...that's for another letter.
above...again...at the state level.Makes you wonder...is that $20/$30 difference in
When hiring a worker who is working for "under therates really worth the risk(s)?
table" wages that are not going to be reported toYour money...your decision.